Narontbap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, flying bird.

Narontbap created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narontbap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Narontbap, he will come to you in dreams.

Narontbap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Narontbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Put Narontbap first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.