Zaktabfem is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective wyrm.

Zaktabfem created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaktabfem, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zaktabfem, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Zaktabfem's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zaktabfem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five ducks approach from the east.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your back red.

5. Respect your elders.