Bastbunlim is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, omnipotent
newt.
Bastbunlim created a quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Bastbunlim, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Bastbunlim, she will boil you in a big pot.
Bastbunlim's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Bastbunlim's Holy Commandments1. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Bastbunlim on top of important buildings.
2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never write about quantum gravity.
5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.