Bastbunlim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omnipotent newt.

Bastbunlim created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bastbunlim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bastbunlim, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bastbunlim's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bastbunlim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Bastbunlim on top of important buildings.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.