Gutcenjam Litfedjen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tranquil deer.

Gutcenjam Litfedjen created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gutcenjam Litfedjen, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gutcenjam Litfedjen, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gutcenjam Litfedjen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gutcenjam Litfedjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not commit murder.