Hinnilhug is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, quiet capybara.

Hinnilhug created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hinnilhug, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hinnilhug, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hinnilhug's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hinnilhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Hinnilhug in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Hinnilhug loves mice, so they must be respected.