Tittamgessakyimlamladbap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective mouse.

Tittamgessakyimlamladbap created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tittamgessakyimlamladbap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tittamgessakyimlamladbap, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tittamgessakyimlamladbap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tittamgessakyimlamladbap's Holy Commandments

1. Tittamgessakyimlamladbap loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not keep three mice in a large pit.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near shrews while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing eight copper spheres on your arms.