Dabbepcussjabjapgomdimget is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, smart lizard.

Dabbepcussjabjapgomdimget created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabbepcussjabjapgomdimget, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabbepcussjabjapgomdimget, it will turn you into a frog.

Dabbepcussjabjapgomdimget's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dabbepcussjabjapgomdimget's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near otters while wearing blue jumpers and balancing six silver spheres on your neck.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Dabbepcussjabjapgomdimget in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never sprint near goats.

5. Do not eat cherries.