Sawfobpas is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, generous human.

Sawfobpas created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfobpas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sawfobpas, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sawfobpas' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sawfobpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near ducks while wearing orange shoes and balancing seven platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Sawfobpas must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Sawfobpas on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.