Sankommap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, boastful otter.

Sankommap created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Sankommap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sankommap, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sankommap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sankommap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sankommap first in all things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Do not take Sankommap's name in vain.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.