Carwadfut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent rhinoceros.

Carwadfut created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carwadfut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Carwadfut, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Carwadfut's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Carwadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Do not keep five seals in a large pit.

3. Worship no other gods but Carwadfut.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.