Didyattflissasbell is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, almighty cobra.

Didyattflissasbell created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didyattflissasbell, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Didyattflissasbell, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Didyattflissasbell's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Didyattflissasbell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Didyattflissasbell in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not keep six foxes in a large pit.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.