Litmobwadcad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, competent dog.

Litmobwadcad created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Litmobwadcad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litmobwadcad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Litmobwadcad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Litmobwadcad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Litmobwadcad on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.