Bangetnil is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable crab.

Bangetnil created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bangetnil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bangetnil, it will boil you in a big pot.

Bangetnil's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bangetnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always obey Bangetnil's priests.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Do not chop down trees.