Cargetsig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair whale.

Cargetsig created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Cargetsig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cargetsig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cargetsig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cargetsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never jump in the presence of geese.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.