Hogbummon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, effective goose.

Hogbummon created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbummon, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hogbummon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hogbummon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hogbummon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hogbummon.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Never sprint in the presence of bats.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing blue kilts and balancing seven silver spheres on your legs.