Tigkimstip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, benevolent swan.

Tigkimstip created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Tigkimstip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tigkimstip, he will destroy your home planet.

Tigkimstip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tigkimstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Never write about amino acids.