Titcat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, fast jaguar.

Titcat created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Titcat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Titcat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Titcat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Titcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Hide if eight swans approach from the west.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always take life seriously.