Boncabnakpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil centipede.

Boncabnakpog created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boncabnakpog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Boncabnakpog, it will turn you into a hamster.

Boncabnakpog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Boncabnakpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Boncabnakpog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.