Hungutjop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-assured cobra.

Hungutjop created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hungutjop, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hungutjop, he will turn you into a slug.

Hungutjop's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hungutjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Retreat if three whales approach from the east.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Hungutjop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing brown tights and balancing four carbon spheres on your chest.