Camnabwap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong lion.

Camnabwap created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camnabwap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Camnabwap, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Camnabwap's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Camnabwap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine dogs approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed parsnips to shrews while wearing dresses.

5. Do not make images of living things.