Catbed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, kind shark.

Catbed created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Catbed, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Catbed, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Catbed's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Catbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never sprint near whales.

3. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.

4. Run away from magenta nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.