Dodnutgep is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome goat.

Dodnutgep created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodnutgep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodnutgep, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dodnutgep's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dodnutgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention cats.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.