Milnartgep is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, wise turtle.

Milnartgep created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Milnartgep, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Milnartgep, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Milnartgep's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Milnartgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near snakes while wearing fawn skirts.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always obey Milnartgep's priests.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not stand on grass.