Ciptafsak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic duck.

Ciptafsak created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciptafsak, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ciptafsak, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ciptafsak's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Ciptafsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Worship no other gods but Ciptafsak.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about galaxies.