Wigfutved is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, almighty armadillo.

Wigfutved created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigfutved, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wigfutved, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wigfutved's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wigfutved's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Hide if seven moths approach from the south.