Rigzaksog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, resourceful crab.

Rigzaksog created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigzaksog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rigzaksog, it will turn you into a hamster.

Rigzaksog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rigzaksog's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. You must love Rigzaksog.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed wheat to shrews while wearing fawn shorts.