Stragdogjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, confident hedgehog.

Stragdogjab created snails eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragdogjab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stragdogjab, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stragdogjab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stragdogjab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.