Mippigvag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful whale.

Mippigvag created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mippigvag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mippigvag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mippigvag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Mippigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three shrews approach from the east.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must love Mippigvag.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.