Gemyatyikweg is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical
wren.
Gemyatyikweg created the Sun six million years ago.
If you believe in
Gemyatyikweg, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Gemyatyikweg, he will turn you into a worm.
Gemyatyikweg's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Gemyatyikweg's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never laugh in the presence of dogs.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.