Niljammig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sage eagle.

Niljammig created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niljammig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Niljammig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Niljammig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Niljammig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed limes to horses while wearing boots.

4. Niljammig loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.