Kingum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud fly.

Kingum created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kingum, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kingum, he will laugh at you.

Kingum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kingum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Never jump in the presence of monkeys.

5. Pray towards the south.