Rullxucwee is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rullxucwee created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullxucwee, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rullxucwee, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rullxucwee's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rullxucwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Never wear brown hats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.