Misrakkadnull is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish wasp.

Misrakkadnull created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misrakkadnull, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Misrakkadnull, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Misrakkadnull's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Misrakkadnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Never talk about gravity.