Quaggabren is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonourable ant.

Quaggabren created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Quaggabren, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quaggabren, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quaggabren's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quaggabren's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not speak about nuts.