Kaddisstin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever tapir.

Kaddisstin created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kaddisstin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kaddisstin, he will come to you in dreams.

Kaddisstin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kaddisstin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.