Sagflapfab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, duplicitous human.

Sagflapfab created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagflapfab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sagflapfab, she will make you grow a tail.

Sagflapfab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sagflapfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.