Artdimstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humane mongoose.

Artdimstrag created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artdimstrag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Artdimstrag, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Artdimstrag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Artdimstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Never paint your chest indigo.

5. Do not covet oxen.