Yoghasyak is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic dragon.

Yoghasyak created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Yoghasyak, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yoghasyak, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yoghasyak's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yoghasyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near dogs while wearing orange ear rings and balancing seven platinum spheres on your head.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.