Cedhonfas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring armadillo.

Cedhonfas created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedhonfas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cedhonfas, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cedhonfas' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cedhonfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about special relativity near dogs while wearing black kilts and balancing four nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Do not speak about lemons.