Sawrullbog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent hyena.

Sawrullbog created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Sawrullbog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sawrullbog, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sawrullbog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sawrullbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Sawrullbog must be the most important thing in your life.