Ingfag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy crab.

Ingfag created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingfag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ingfag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ingfag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ingfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never leap in the presence of geese.

5. Never play with disobedient children.