Babdodcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic bird.

Babdodcuss created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdodcuss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babdodcuss, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Babdodcuss' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Babdodcuss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. Never feed figs to dolphins while wearing red trousers.