Tigragdib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited weasel.

Tigragdib created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigragdib, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tigragdib, she will send you a sign.

Tigragdib's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tigragdib's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.