Fagfobgig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, able goose.

Fagfobgig created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Fagfobgig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fagfobgig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fagfobgig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fagfobgig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fagfobgig on top of all buildings.

2. Never paint your hands magenta.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.