Cebflowgep Bogarn is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, strong penguin.

Cebflowgep Bogarn created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Cebflowgep Bogarn, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cebflowgep Bogarn, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cebflowgep Bogarn's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cebflowgep Bogarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near moths while wearing turquoise rings.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.