Flishatjarnbitcabfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic fox.

Flishatjarnbitcabfarn created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flishatjarnbitcabfarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flishatjarnbitcabfarn, he will send you a sign.

Flishatjarnbitcabfarn's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flishatjarnbitcabfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Flishatjarnbitcabfarn must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Run away from mauve rats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about moons.