Liprulltam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair dragonfly.

Liprulltam created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Liprulltam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Liprulltam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Liprulltam's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Liprulltam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Liprulltam's name in vain.

2. Never leap in the presence of grasshopers.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Liprulltam.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Always take life seriously.