Bemlikgup is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic gerbil.

Bemlikgup created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Bemlikgup, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bemlikgup, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bemlikgup's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bemlikgup's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not take Bemlikgup's name in vain.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bemlikgup on top of all buildings.

5. Pray towards the south.