Nelldisshav is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish guinea pig.

Nelldisshav created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelldisshav, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nelldisshav, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nelldisshav's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nelldisshav's Holy Commandments

1. Nelldisshav must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Nelldisshav in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.