Catfomont is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing fairy.

Catfomont created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Catfomont, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Catfomont, he will turn you into a hamster.

Catfomont's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Catfomont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Always obey Catfomont's priests.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.