Tunstafflab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, caring squid.

Tunstafflab created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Tunstafflab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunstafflab, she will turn you into a rock.

Tunstafflab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tunstafflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.