Cartikhas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic jackal.

Cartikhas created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cartikhas, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cartikhas, he will curse you with boils.

Cartikhas' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cartikhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.