Fomdotpon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet frog.

Fomdotpon created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdotpon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fomdotpon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fomdotpon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fomdotpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.