Pigstafpid is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing ant.

Pigstafpid created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Pigstafpid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pigstafpid, it will turn you into a snail.

Pigstafpid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pigstafpid's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from pink monkeys for they are unholy.