Bugganhak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless salamander.

Bugganhak created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugganhak, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bugganhak, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bugganhak's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bugganhak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bugganhak on top of all buildings.

2. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Bugganhak on top of important buildings.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.