Hinrippid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong weasel.

Hinrippid created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinrippid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hinrippid, it will torture you forever.

Hinrippid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hinrippid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not eat onions.