Podboprill Tarfemloop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sapient hydra.

Podboprill Tarfemloop created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podboprill Tarfemloop, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Podboprill Tarfemloop, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Podboprill Tarfemloop's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Podboprill Tarfemloop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four dogs approach from the west.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never feed apples to badgers while wearing red corsets.