Flabcumnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able ferret.

Flabcumnurl created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Flabcumnurl, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flabcumnurl, she will destroy your favourite star.

Flabcumnurl's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Flabcumnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Flabcumnurl in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Do not shave your head.