Quartcenbad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust horse.

Quartcenbad created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartcenbad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quartcenbad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quartcenbad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Quartcenbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Worship no other gods but Quartcenbad.

5. Pray towards the north.