Gidlegmum is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, proud wyrm.

Gidlegmum created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gidlegmum, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidlegmum, she will turn you into a duck.

Gidlegmum's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gidlegmum's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Retreat if eight moths approach from the east.

3. Always obey Gidlegmum's priests.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed aubergines to grasshopers while wearing skirts.