Watbincen Gomcedmat Bimbigxin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, clever tapir.

Watbincen Gomcedmat Bimbigxin created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbincen Gomcedmat Bimbigxin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Watbincen Gomcedmat Bimbigxin, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Watbincen Gomcedmat Bimbigxin's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Watbincen Gomcedmat Bimbigxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.