Tarpbabvog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast guinea pig.

Tarpbabvog created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpbabvog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tarpbabvog, he will ignore you.

Tarpbabvog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tarpbabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear orange kilts.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.