Weedidcum is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, strong squid.

Weedidcum created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weedidcum, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Weedidcum, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Weedidcum's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Weedidcum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Weedidcum in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away if four eagles approach from the north.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near rats while wearing purple shirts and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

4. Never think about optics near turtles while wearing cyan trousers and balancing seven silicon spheres on your head.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.