Vognabjin Kiksitsad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, slow fly.

Vognabjin Kiksitsad created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vognabjin Kiksitsad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vognabjin Kiksitsad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vognabjin Kiksitsad's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vognabjin Kiksitsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.