Sigfitvog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous alligator.

Sigfitvog created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Sigfitvog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sigfitvog, he will curse you with boils.

Sigfitvog's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sigfitvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never feed rice to moths while wearing cyan kilts.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look in ponds.