Dobkopdidlag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, selfish fly.

Dobkopdidlag created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Dobkopdidlag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobkopdidlag, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dobkopdidlag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dobkopdidlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never feed lots of aubergines to foxes while wearing orange dresses.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobkopdidlag.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not kill shrews.