Babtabqueeg Stikfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, benevolent scorpion.

Babtabqueeg Stikfarn created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Babtabqueeg Stikfarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Babtabqueeg Stikfarn, she will send you a sign.

Babtabqueeg Stikfarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Babtabqueeg Stikfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn snails, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from white ants for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.