Komgonripsadbag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sage whale.

Komgonripsadbag created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komgonripsadbag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Komgonripsadbag, he will turn you into a dog.

Komgonripsadbag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Komgonripsadbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help manatees.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.