Litkommot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong seal.

Litkommot created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Litkommot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Litkommot, he will turn you into a mouse.

Litkommot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Litkommot's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are not to be trusted.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not keep seven shrews in a large pit.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.